LA roads if you were on fire and I couldn't find a restroom, I would piss myself before I would help you put that fire out. LA roads, if you were my long lost brother I would spit in your eye before I would kiss your cheek. LA roads, if you were the last woman on earth, and I was the last man, I wouldn't give the human race a snowballs chance in hell.
That being said, I have to quote Mistah Paul in Washington LA, "We got worse roads but better drivers."
You know what, he's right.
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Too funny. Karen kept reading this over, laughing each time.
Aha! I finally made some time figure out facebook and google so that I could leave my own comments for you.
I'm so proud of you boy, and what a grand writer you are. I keep reading this one entry . . . and it makes me LOL EVERY time!
GREAT WRITING!
Love ya, Karen
I felt the same way about those roads when I drove across LA in '92 only I failed to express it near as colorfully & convincingly as you.
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